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Revenue Enhancement Cropped SweatshirtWant to start the death convo with your friends, family, or favorite barista but aren't sure how? This not too short cropped sweatshirt does the work for you. "What? Oh, this old thing? No, it's not the dance pop mortuary crossover hit of the season, but the funeral industrial complex"

or spooky visitors

short sleeves and super soft combed and ring-spun cotton

featuring a rounded neck and designed with 100% pre-shrunk cotton

This eye-catching super soft

there’s even an inner pocket that’s perfect for notes on the location of your SECRET porpoise

Inspired by the ‘Thank You’ plastic grocery bag design

Inspired by the iconic ‘Create a Kinder Planet’ shirt

flat bottom bag is perfect for toting around books

Sport a classic look this year with the vintage styled baseball cap as it will be a perfect addition to your everyday wardrobe

For this reason

A modern revamp of our first and most popular design serves as a modern piece of Memento Mori and an unapologetic reminder that we are all future corpses

Enjoy your choice of warm beverage from this stylish mug

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