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Leo's Medicaid Mouse PadBecause nothing says "family values" like cutting healthcare for families. Rest your wrist while others lose coverage it's the American way. From miracle med beds to trilliondollar debt, Leos got a mouse pad for every MAGA headline. Each design is a desksized parody of the latest patriot plot twistbecause if you cant fix the news, you might as well rest your wrist on it. Surface: Smooth enough for your mouse, slick enough for your spin. Durability:

Introducing the Med Bed™ — the miracle mattress they don’t want you to know about

This organic‑cotton apron pairs eco‑friendly materials with a haiku that side‑eyes one of the most quoted lines in modern American politics — the moment Donald Trump said he “loves the poorly educated

That's How Bribes Work

all the shade

It's Just BS

Your suitcase just happens to be the one holding it up for the class

From miracle med beds to trillion‑dollar debt

and unmistakably Leo’s Haiku

“I didn’t make the rules

A timeless tradition of elite cardio — swinging clubs while the empire crumbles

This shirt doesn’t argue

America gifts the land

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